- age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
- now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
A thanks for outing me jerk :P and B i dunno just doing mah thing I suppose
Hey, people like that fic a whole lot, you should totes get some of the credit for it. :P (And you’re the one who told me it was you, remember? I am as innocent as a babe in the woods here.)
the non physical: gotta start with that big ol sexy brain of hers. well since i need to break this up and i can’t just say “everything” i’ll start with the intelligence. 2: what an absolute sweetheart she is, she’s the type to lay it all out there to help people, probably people she doesn’t even like very much who are dicks to her. if they need her help she’s there. 3: her grit and determination. seriously, girl could probably get through a stone wall with a spoon (and im out of characters)
2 more things i like best about bri: she’s REALLY funny. in an understated subtle kind of way. which is always nice. and the last thing (but not my favorite, that would be the heart) is she’s not a complainer even though she’s got every right to be
First “Sleight of Hand” and now this Daniel WTF ARE YOU DOING
(Thank you, you’re a sweetheart. ♥)
*ANNA HAND FLAIL* I am SO proud of you, anon! That’s a HUGE accomplishment, and I’m sure it felt like one of the best hugs of your life. :D I can’t give you enough congratulations, and if I was there with you I’d just make you all kinds of tasty cupcakes and continue squeeing because YAY PERSONAL PROGRESS! You go, anon! ♥
Rating: MA for strong sexual references and imagery (yep, I’m still totally going to hell, and you guys are coming with me)
Pairing(s): Kristanna (and smutty Kristanna at that)
Summary: It’s not that Kristoff doesn’t want to touch her, it’s just that, well, sometimes he’s got to have some self-control. Fortunately for him, Anna doesn’t seem to mind.
Notes: Three prompts in one here — Kristoff is turned on by Anna biting her lip, Anna notices that Kristoff has really big feet, and, uh, I’ll quote directly from the third one:
"So I have a prompt for you: It takes place while Kristoff and Anna are journeying together (or really at any point before they’re intimate) and Anna catches Kristoff ‘Dancing with Himself’ so to speak (and that’s the first time she sees him all naked and such)."
I feel like I would have had a hard time writing Kristanna smut pre-kiss, but this does take place fairly early on in their relationship. Hope it’s what you were looking for, anon. ♥
(Obligatory warning that this fic includes sexytimes of a fairly graphic nature, so if that’s not your thing, give this one a miss. The rest of you, enjoy!)
Reblogging this one because I found out that I know the person who prompted it IRL and I don’t know whether to be amused or horrified.
(And it’s one of the few fics I’ve written that I almost kind of like. Despite the fact that… well… its content is a little… yeah.)
my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Uh. This is going to be super amazingly difficult for me, so, uh, I’ll just consider this a personal challenge. Okay. I can do this.
- I like my eyes. They’re blue.
- Uh… I’ve been told I have pretty nice lips. I guess.
- I’m busty. Like, in a really good way, apparently, or so I’ve been told. By guys, though, so, I mean, they’re probably not too picky.
- I’m really broad-shouldered, which is good for intimidating students.
- I’m… healthy? I guess? I don’t know.
- I think I’m reasonably intelligent.
- I like to think I can write.
- I like to help people.
- I’m good with animals.
- I’m apparently a pretty decent teacher, or so I’ve been told.
…it took me twenty minutes to do this. :\
MY TEN FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT BRI (FIVE PHYSICAL AND FIVE NOT PHYSICAL
- SHE IS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING - EVEN THE SHAPE OF HER FACE IS A THING OF ENVY. SUCH SMOOTH. SUCH LOVELY.
- SHE ROCKS RED LIPSTICK BETTER THAN ANYONE I’VE EVER MET. LIKE SERIOUSLY. DAMN GIRL. WORK IT.
- SHE SAID HER EYES BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE FUCKING EYES COULD PIERCE THROUGH A SOUL.
- HEY GIRL, HEIGHT IS AWESOME. I WISH I WERE TALL, SERIOUSLY. EMBRACE IT. LOVE IT. I MEAN YOU DO BUT HEY JUST NNNN TALL GIRLS MAKE ME WEAK OKAY.
- BRI FLAWLESSLY JUMPS FROM BEING FUCKING ADORABLE TO BEING HOT AS HELL LIKE DAAANG GIRL GIMME THAT POWER ALL RIGHT.
- LITERALLY THE SWEETEST HUMAN EVER. CARES ABOUT EVERYONE AND NEVER HESITATES TO DO EVERYTHING SHE CAN FOR PEOPLE SHE CARES ABOUT.
- IS FUNNY AS SHIT. DAMN. I DONT THINK WE’VE LIKE EVER STOPPED LAUGHING WHEN WE’RE HANGING OUT.
- CAN WRITE LIKE AN ANGEL. YOUR WRITING IS THE FIRST THING THAT REALLY DREW ME SO HARD INTO THIS FANDOM, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I DONT THINK I EVER TOLD YOU THAT.
- I MEAN, SHE’S NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN MY TEACHER, BUT I’D KILL TO HAVE A TEACHER LIKE HER — SHE CARES SO DEEPLY ABOUT HER STUDENTS, AND DOES WHATEVER SHE CAN TO ENGAGE THEM AND BRING OUT THEIR HIDDEN POTENTIAL. 90% OF MY TEACHERS DIDNT GIVE ENOUGH FUCKS.
- SHE IS SO FUCKING TOLERANT. SERIOUSLY. WITH ALL THE STUPID SHE DEALS WITH ON A DAILY BASIS, I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE HASN’T BECOME A SERIAL KILLER LIKE JFC. SHE HANDLES EVERYTHING SO INTELLIGENTLY AND CRITICALLY, AND THAT’S JUST SUCH A GOOD QUALITY. IF YOU CAN ARGUE YOUR POINTS ACADEMICALLY ABOUT THINGS THAT YOU’RE SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT, AND NOT GET LOST IN THE EMOTIONAL TORMENT THAT STORMS THROUGH YOU, YOU GET AN A+ IN MY BOOK. I SURE AS HELL CANT DO THAT.
AND THOSE ARE MY TEN FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT BRI.
YOU’RE MAKING ME CRY AT WORK YOU BUTT I LOVEHATE YOU SO MUCH ♥♥♥
*hugs* Thanks, anon. ♥ I’ll post the list of the drabbles I intend to write at some point as soon as I get home. The spring semester for us is actually over May 12th, but I’m teaching and working at the college this summer, so I’ll be starting up again May 27th. I’ll try my best to write my ass off during that two-week break. :)