Steal his look: Prince Hans
Compression tights: $44.99
Pair of socks (rolled up): $11.95
Glue-on fake sideburns: $19.99
Glad® trash bags: $5.85
Burger King cardboard crown: Free with every Kid’s Club meal
Thank you so very much! One thing I pride myself on is strength of dialogue, and I’m pretty sure it’s all my sister’s fault. When we were little, I was more the quiet type, but she talked enough for the both of us. Really, the girl never shut up. So I pretty much absorbed the realistic flow of dialogue and speech through osmosis. And she’s still talking, so I’m still learning. :)
Yeah, Elsa just… was not handled well at all. Again, first episode, so maybe it won’t be too bad in future ones, but for now, she was definitely the weakest of the Frozen characters.
Honestly, it may have just been the script, not the performance, but I thought she came off as very rigid, standoffish, and, honestly, pretty stuck-up, especially where Kristoff is concerned. I can understand her being nervous about any number of things, but some of her comments in the attic scene were just downright rude. I’d never make such snide remarks about the man my sister was going to marry, especially the day before the wedding. Her whole character just came off as needlessly superior and haughty. I didn’t like it at all.
Just ordered two new dresses for Disney in November. Really looking forward to accessorizing them — I think I have just the right jacket for the first one.
(Look at me attempting to be fashionable. HA.)
It’ll be okay, anon — deep breaths. Deep breaths. This is the last chapter where you will be forced to endure such things.
Rating: M (CHAPTER WARNING: some sexual content)
Summary: After years of isolation and loneliness, Anna sees her whirlwind marriage to the handsome widower Lord Hans Westergard as her long-awaited happily-ever-after. But her troubled relationship with her sister and her growing closeness to a gruff but kindhearted stablehand loom large, and her husband’s darkest secret behind an eternally-locked door threatens to destroy everything Anna holds dear. [AU of The Bloody Chamber]
Notes: For minnothebunny. Happy birthday, lady. ♥
This is also my gift to you for all of the pain I’ve put you through thus far.
That said… I would like to remind you that there are four chapters left in this story.
I wouldn’t rest easy quite yet.
So enjoying the show?
I’m still trying to reserve judgment, but going off the first episode… Elsa is HORRIBLE. Her characterization is completely off and the actress playing her is wooden as anything.
Meh. Hopefully the second episode will be better. But I’m mostly kind of staying to the side on the whole thing.
Yes you do, always be kind to yourself
OUAT!Hans looks like what I imagine Donald Trump looked like in his college days.
Thank you so much! Honestly, I can’t even begin to tell you how much trouble this chapter was — I pretty much had feistypaants and xsunflowerfortunato talking me down the whole time I was writing it because I was so sure it was going to be terrible. It means everything to hear that you guys enjoyed it. ♥♥♥